Who in their right mind buys and collects picture plates for display purposes?
Seems quite stale and boring for me......hell....they don't even use them for the true purpose of a plate.....A PLATTER TO EAT OFF OF!
Anyway, to combat this sick array of demented ceramic picture disc collectors, we here at SKARYGUY PRODUCTIONS are in the planning stages of producing a series of our own COLLECTOR'S PLATES.
I know, you are saying to yourself, "Hey, you just criticized people for collecting this crap!"
Yes, that is true. But I figure if you can't beat em, join em!
So in the coming week, we will be offering our first COLLECTOR plate in a series of SKARYGUY PLATES (name pending). These plates will definitely spin to the beat of their own spinner. There will be no pretty pictures of QUIET LIGHTHOUSES....no images of FORMER PRESIDENTS...and of course, no ELVIS (FAT OR SKINNY).
Stay tuned to this blog, friends. You don't want to be left out in the cold on this one! I promise these to be ultra swank and UBER SKARY!